May 2013
not feelin this “school” thing tomorrow
trillow:
“i need to get something off my chest” yeah it’s your shirt let me help you with that
“tired” isn’t even a temporary state for me anymore it’s just an inherent part of my personality at this point
roses are red
violets are blue
sunflowers are yellow
i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts
thebagofholding:
“man i am so tired” stays up for 3 more hours doing absolutely nothing
thnksfrthbttfck:
WHY CAN’T I HAVE THE METABOLISM OF A TEENAGE BOY THAT EATS 3/4 OF HIS KITCHEN EVERY DAY AND STILL MANAGES TO BE LIKE 99 POUNDS OF LANKY WEIRDNESS
collectyourhearts:
the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza
April 2013
rumour:
my life is an episode of punkd except nobody comes out to tell me it’s all a joke and it goes on forever
jesusfreakinglucifer:
i think everyone has that one phrase that we all use ironically but then after a while it just becomes completely unironic like i used hot diggity once as a joke and now i say it all the time im telling you ironic phrases are like gateway drugs to being openly mocked
egberts:
egberts:
egberts:
why is your nose in the middle of your face
because its the scenter
I STOLE THIS FROM A LAFFY TAFFY WRAPPER AND IT GOT 3100 NOTES IM CRYING
